Something that all we libertarians need to wear: a warning label that we may rant about the legal extortion known as taxation. After all, it's only fair that people know what they're getting into, right? Great for parties, meet-and-greets, and gatherings!

Don't reach for just any beanie the next time you go out in the cold; fight the cold with a soft, warm beanie that features an embroidered liberty-themed design. An essential piece of winter headwear, and a perfect Christmas gift.

• 100% Turbo Acrylic: holds its shape while keeping your head warm
• Embroidered Design: liberty stitched to perfection
• Form-Fitting: unisex style with snug fit, perfect for any free-thinker's head
• Great Stretch: cover your ears against the haters' ad hominems
• Hypoallergenic: the only allergic reaction will be from screeching pansies